I took this test and I thought the results were kind of funny.

Your Linguistic Profile:
70% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Considering I’ve lived all my life in California, I’m really curious about that 5% dixie and the 15% upper midwestern. The 10% Yankee could be a linguistic “gift” from my step-dad, but who knows. Too bad the test doesn’t tell you which answers identify you as which group.