Me (surveying a very cluttered bookshelf top where Emma keeps her finished art projects):  We have a problem here.

Matt (looking over at the bookshelf):  What?

Me:  Do you see the bookshelf?

Matt: Yes…

Me:  Doesn’t it look awfully cluttered?

Matt:  Well…
Me (pointing to the bookshelf):  Is this what we want to be encouraging our children to do?

Matt:  No, it isn’t.  But I am the one who arranged it like that because Emma was moving too slowly.

Me (laughing):  Oh, well, oops.

At least I know where she gets it from…  :-D